Memo

To the Moose:
This memo is to remind you that it is hunting season and it would be greatly appreciated if you could;
1) Make your presence known
2) Walk towards the hunters, rather than lumbering (crashing through the bush) away from them
3) Stand still or, at the very least, in a position that is benificial for being hit
I would like my husband back and the faster you put this memo into practice, the faster my husband will leave you alone and let you get back to life before the hunters invaded your forest.
That is all, thank you.